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## Proof that primes are finite

Consider the set of all natural numbers and the set of all primes.
Since the set of all natural numbers less the set of primes is equal to the products or the elements of the subsets in the power set of the primes, then it is clear that mapping is injective, as all combinations are unique. This is by definition, as composite numbers are exactly those numbers that can the product of primes.
The cardinality of the set of natural numbers is infinite, but it is a much smaller infinity that that of real numbers, obviously, as there are an infinity of infinities (an infinite amount of irrational numbers between each rational, which are themselves infinite) in that set, but only a single infinity in that of the natural numbers.

Now consider: as the number progress to infinity, the likelihood of each number to be a product of some combination of each before it decreases to zero faster than the number line progresses. For example:
in {1,2}, there is a 50% chance of each being prime in {1,2,...,10}, there is a 40% chance of each being prime in {1,2,...,100}, there is a 25% chance of each being prime in {1,2,...,1000}, there is a 16.8% chance of each being prime in {1,2,...,10[sup]10[/sup]}, there is a 0.04% chance of each being prime
Thus, as infinity is approached, the number of primes approaches a finite number. This leads us to a contradiction, since any finite number of elements arranged in a any number of combinations will still only lead to a finite number of results.

Thus, since there cannot possibly be an infinite number of primes, there cannot be an infinite number of numbers.

The mere existence of infinity disproves infinity.
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>>6
In that case 0.999...!=1 because
1-0.9-0.09-0.009 is a number approaching zero(0.0...01)
If there were only n primes in 10^n, there would still be infinite primes?
infinity isnt real

stop playing word games and deluding yourselves
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## I have created art

Actually I have not, but I came up with the idea. Am I awesome or what?

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oh shit sorry did not think it would get through
reup?
neat
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## /prog/ challenge

write a program to test, whether the stack grows upwards or downwards

I don't give a fuck about your exotic architecture and neither does anybody else. so please fuck off, faggot''.
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My architecture has no stack.

How does it make function calls? Memory!
>>16

how could you possibly have an "architecture" without a stack? please provide a brief description so i can reprogram my register machine.

you can find an example of a description on the internet by pointing your browser towards http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-31.html#%_sec_5.1.5

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

long p1, p2;

void f2() {
int x = 27;
p2 = (long) &x;
}

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[4:4]

## Jim Gray is alive!

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT I saw Jim Gray one hour ago! he was walking close to the McKays Market here in Coos Bay (OR), I first recognized him because of that horrible gray Tandem tshirt and then I said "HEY! JIM? ARE YOU JIM GRAY?!" and he started walking fast to another direction! I didn't followed him, I wasn't sure if he actually was declared dead...
But now I am 100% sure: James Nicholas Gray is not dead! I think I am going to report this to the local police, but I am afraid that they are going to think I am crazy..
Update the wikipedia article then!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gray_(computer_scientist)
what is this?
>>3
Что ты здесь забыл, поехавший?
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## teledildonics

you will never suck your girlfriend's penis over the internet
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>>5
Fuck you nigger, I sniggered.
>>6
Niggardly sniggering is not a racist term but inarticulate liberals would tell you otherwise.
>>1
How is this a problem? You can suck her penis in real life

>>3
Fucked analy or oraly? How little is that girl? How huge is her cock? please be more clear when you post
>>5
The kind of discharge you are thinking of is not really honorable.
>>4
I made this kawaii post and I am just testing if this site is live....
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## J programming language

J is one of the most widespread programming language with an insane level of difficulty that I personally have ever seen, not including esoteric programming languages (i.e. brainfuck, whitespace).

Are there any languages that /prog/ has found to be widely deployed but insanely difficult to learn? inb4 ASM
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>>2
Circuits are for faggots. Either learn physics or fuck off.
Well, this thread went nowhere. Thanks fuckers.
>>5
Physics is for faggots. Either learn pure mathematics or fuck off.
>>5
circuits is physics, dolt
JEWS
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## That was VIP quality!

I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
OP's true faggotry revealed in a single post. Wonderful.
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## /prog/ Challenge #9002

Print strings from "a" to "zzzzz" without using any loop or conditional statements. Don't just write all 1000 permutations out by hand. The output should look like this:
a b c ... aa ab ac ... zzzzx zzzzy zzzzz

inb4 lipthfags and dead dogs using some obscure functionality of their obscure languages.
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Since when is /prog/ full of idiots?

Here, have a trivial and fast solution in Python{2,3} (same algorithm can be easily implemented in most other good languages):

 from __future__ import print_function def f1(fs, i, w):     w('a')     w('b')
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>>71
Accidental sage, sorry.
>>71
Nice conditional, accidental'' pedophile.
>Shitty Project Euler-relaed problems

>>16
what language is this?
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## An OPEN letter to Lambda A. Calculus

This really is too much, Lambda. Your obsession with C has dangerously eroded your sense of reality. Why don't you adopt a nice and healthy lifestyle like the rest of us?
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>>68
EEEEEH EEEEEEEH EEEEEEEEH EEEEEEEH!!

It only cemented the evidence of your mental instability
HAHA. GO BAK TO UR PSYCHOLOGY BOOKS, YA FUKIN SCIENCE BOI. I BET UR GONNA PLAY PSYCHOLOGIST AND TRY TO FIT ME INTO ONE OF DA BOXES IN UR SILLY, TINY MODELS.

FROM WAT I'VE SEEN, DA RETOIDS ON 4CHAN USE A ONE-DIMENSIONAL BINARY (BETA N ALPHA) TO DESCRIBE ALL HUMAN BEHAVIOUR. ALL U PSYCHOLOGIST FUCKERS R HARDLY ANY BRIGHTER. LOOK AT FREUD'S MODEL: IT'S ONLY GOT 2 MORE DIMENSIONS, N EACH DIMENSION IS ONLY A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN A FUKIN BINARY.

JUST LIKE DA LEFT/RIGHT WING POLITICAL MODEL (THO ORIGINALLY A SPECTRUM, IT'S OFTEN SHORTENED TO A BINARY BY DA SAME FUCKIN RETOIDS WHO CLING TO DA ALPHA/BETA LABELS (WHY DA FUCK WULD U DECIDE TO MAKE A MODEL LESS USEFUL? DER'S A REASON U DON'T CHANGE ALL UR floatS IN UR PROGRAMS TO boolS, YA FUCKIN RETOIDS.)) CAN'T REPRESENT COMMIES (FUCKS WHO WANT RESTRICTIVE MARKETS N RESTRICTIVE SOCIAL FREEDOMS), UR STINKIN' PSYCHOLOGICAL MODELS AINT GOOD NUFF TO DESCRIBE ME ACCURATELY, N DAT'S 4 DAM SURE.
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>>70
eat a bag of dicks, faggot.
>>71
Where does one acquire a bag of dicks? Are they just the shaft, or do they include the balls too?
Are they all the same kind, or are there variety packs?
Do you cook them, or just eat them straight out of the bag?
I need to know this information before I can successfully eat a bag of dicks.

This reminds me of a doujin on SadPanda I read that was about Marisa giving Patchouli some mushrooms that actually turned out to be alive. The mushrooms were penis-shaped and came alive and fucked Patchouli. I suppose you could call them magic mushrooms, though not in the typical sense.

The interesting thing is that they were able to circumvent traditional Japanese porn censorship laws that usually dictate that phalli must be turned into mosaics. The mushrooms, while very penis-like in nature, were not actually penises, and thus didn't get blurred or have those silly thin black lines placed over them. If you know what I'm talking about (SadPanda, the doujin itself, or the censorship stuff), you're too far gone and maybe it's time to consider taking a break from the internet.
>>72
Yes.
L. A. Calculus (!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I), if you don't mind me (and my boyfriend) have some questions about programming in C to make you. Can you allow us to make these questions to you?
thanks
with love
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## Abelsons fat schlong

Ask a balding man-child learning PHP at 22 years old anything
How do you fancy PHP?
I hope I don't start balding in two years.
>>2 it's the first server-side scripting language I've learned so I don't really have anything to compare it to.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Have you ever licked someone's butthole?
Would you rather watch a snuff film featuring a man or a woman?