Name: Anonymous 2014-04-01 16:16

Consider the set of all natural numbers and the set of all primes.
Since the set of all natural numbers less the set of primes is equal to the products or the elements of the subsets in the power set of the primes, then it is clear that mapping is injective, as all combinations are unique. This is by definition, as composite numbers are exactly those numbers that can the product of primes.
The cardinality of the set of natural numbers is infinite, but it is a much smaller infinity that that of real numbers, obviously, as there are an infinity of infinities (an infinite amount of irrational numbers between each rational, which are themselves infinite) in that set, but only a single infinity in that of the natural numbers.

Now consider: as the number progress to infinity, the likelihood of each number to be a product of some combination of each before it decreases to zero faster than the number line progresses. For example:
in {1,2}, there is a 50% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,10}, there is a 40% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,100}, there is a 25% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,1000}, there is a 16.8% chance of each being prime
in {1,2,...,10[sup]10[/sup]}, there is a 0.04% chance of each being prime

Thus, as infinity is approached, the number of primes approaches a finite number. This leads us to a contradiction, since any finite number of elements arranged in a any number of combinations will still only lead to a finite number of results.

Thus, since there cannot possibly be an infinite number of primes, there cannot be an infinite number of numbers.

The mere existence of infinity disproves infinity.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-04 10:22

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Name: Anonymous 2017-03-11 13:50

Somehow i read horse shoe in there

Name: Anonymous 2017-03-12 6:51

>>6
In that case 0.999...!=1 because
1-0.9-0.09-0.009 is a number approaching zero(0.0...01)

Name: Anonymous 2017-03-15 23:37

If there were only n primes in 10^n, there would still be infinite primes?

Name: Anonymous 2017-03-31 18:19

infinity isnt real

stop playing word games and deluding yourselves
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Name: Anonymous 2007-12-22 12:32

Actually I have not, but I came up with the idea. Am I awesome or what?

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9536/haskellmonadstc8.jpg
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Name: Anonymous 2016-11-27 22:09

d

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-27 22:09

oh shit sorry did not think it would get through

Name: Anonymous 2017-03-19 17:21

reup?

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Name: Anonymous 2017-03-19 21:56

neat
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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 9:52

write a program to test, whether the stack grows upwards or downwards

I don't give a fuck about your exotic architecture and neither does anybody else. so please fuck off, ``faggot''.
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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 15:02

My architecture has no stack.

How does it make function calls? Memory!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-09 18:13

>>16

how could you possibly have an "architecture" without a stack? please provide a brief description so i can reprogram my register machine.

you can find an example of a description on the internet by pointing your browser towards http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-31.html#%_sec_5.1.5

Name: Anonymous 2017-02-04 1:53


#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

long p1, p2;

void f2() {
int x = 27;
p2 = (long) &x;
}

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-20 20:33

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT I saw Jim Gray one hour ago! he was walking close to the McKays Market here in Coos Bay (OR), I first recognized him because of that horrible gray Tandem tshirt and then I said "HEY! JIM? ARE YOU JIM GRAY?!" and he started walking fast to another direction! I didn't followed him, I wasn't sure if he actually was declared dead...
But now I am 100% sure: James Nicholas Gray is not dead! I think I am going to report this to the local police, but I am afraid that they are going to think I am crazy..

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-20 22:05

Update the wikipedia article then!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Gray_(computer_scientist)

Name: mamka 2017-01-22 16:29

what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-03-18 10:26

>>3
Что ты здесь забыл, поехавший?
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 22:44

you will never suck your girlfriend's penis over the internet
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 2:32

>>5
Fuck you nigger, I sniggered.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 5:53

>>6
Niggardly sniggering is not a racist term but inarticulate liberals would tell you otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 10:50

>>1
How is this a problem? You can suck her penis in real life

>>3
Fucked analy or oraly? How little is that girl? How huge is her cock? please be more clear when you post

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:40

>>5
The kind of discharge you are thinking of is not really honorable.

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-19 11:39

>>4
I made this kawaii post and I am just testing if this site is live....
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 1:06

J is one of the most widespread programming language with an insane level of difficulty that I personally have ever seen, not including esoteric programming languages (i.e. brainfuck, whitespace).

Are there any languages that /prog/ has found to be widely deployed but insanely difficult to learn? inb4 ASM
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 10:49

>>2
Circuits are for faggots. Either learn physics or fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:26

Well, this thread went nowhere. Thanks fuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:30

>>5
Physics is for faggots. Either learn pure mathematics or fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:44

>>5
circuits is physics, dolt

Name: Anonymous 2016-10-17 8:52

JEWS
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:01

I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:28

OP's true faggotry revealed in a single post. Wonderful.
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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-02 20:12

The task:

Print strings from "a" to "zzzzz" without using any loop or conditional statements. Don't just write all 1000 permutations out by hand. The output should look like this:
a
b
c
...
aa
ab
ac
...
zzzzx
zzzzy
zzzzz


inb4 lipthfags and dead dogs using some obscure functionality of their obscure languages.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 7:32

Since when is /prog/ full of idiots?

Here, have a trivial and fast solution in Python{2,3} (same algorithm can be easily implemented in most other good languages):


from __future__ import print_function

def f1(fs, i, w):
    w('a')
    w('b')

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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 7:34

>>71
Accidental sage, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 8:15

>>71
Nice conditional, ``accidental'' pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 8:25

>Shitty Project Euler-relaed problems

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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 11:24

>>16
what language is this?
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Name: THE SUSSMAN 2012-06-13 4:29

This really is too much, Lambda. Your obsession with C has dangerously eroded your sense of reality. Why don't you adopt a nice and healthy lifestyle like the rest of us?
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Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2014-04-07 3:29

>>68
I had no idea you had such anger management problems.
EEEEEH EEEEEEEH EEEEEEEEH EEEEEEEH!!

It only cemented the evidence of your mental instability
HAHA. GO BAK TO UR PSYCHOLOGY BOOKS, YA FUKIN SCIENCE BOI. I BET UR GONNA PLAY PSYCHOLOGIST AND TRY TO FIT ME INTO ONE OF DA BOXES IN UR SILLY, TINY MODELS.

FROM WAT I'VE SEEN, DA RETOIDS ON 4CHAN USE A ONE-DIMENSIONAL BINARY (BETA N ALPHA) TO DESCRIBE ALL HUMAN BEHAVIOUR. ALL U PSYCHOLOGIST FUCKERS R HARDLY ANY BRIGHTER. LOOK AT FREUD'S MODEL: IT'S ONLY GOT 2 MORE DIMENSIONS, N EACH DIMENSION IS ONLY A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN A FUKIN BINARY.

JUST LIKE DA LEFT/RIGHT WING POLITICAL MODEL (THO ORIGINALLY A SPECTRUM, IT'S OFTEN SHORTENED TO A BINARY BY DA SAME FUCKIN RETOIDS WHO CLING TO DA ALPHA/BETA LABELS (WHY DA FUCK WULD U DECIDE TO MAKE A MODEL LESS USEFUL? DER'S A REASON U DON'T CHANGE ALL UR floatS IN UR PROGRAMS TO boolS, YA FUCKIN RETOIDS.)) CAN'T REPRESENT COMMIES (FUCKS WHO WANT RESTRICTIVE MARKETS N RESTRICTIVE SOCIAL FREEDOMS), UR STINKIN' PSYCHOLOGICAL MODELS AINT GOOD NUFF TO DESCRIBE ME ACCURATELY, N DAT'S 4 DAM SURE.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 4:25

>>70
eat a bag of dicks, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 5:57

>>71
Where does one acquire a bag of dicks? Are they just the shaft, or do they include the balls too?
Are they all the same kind, or are there variety packs?
Do you cook them, or just eat them straight out of the bag?
I need to know this information before I can successfully eat a bag of dicks.

This reminds me of a doujin on SadPanda I read that was about Marisa giving Patchouli some mushrooms that actually turned out to be alive. The mushrooms were penis-shaped and came alive and fucked Patchouli. I suppose you could call them magic mushrooms, though not in the typical sense.

The interesting thing is that they were able to circumvent traditional Japanese porn censorship laws that usually dictate that phalli must be turned into mosaics. The mushrooms, while very penis-like in nature, were not actually penises, and thus didn't get blurred or have those silly thin black lines placed over them. If you know what I'm talking about (SadPanda, the doujin itself, or the censorship stuff), you're too far gone and maybe it's time to consider taking a break from the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 10:35

>>72
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 10:42

L. A. Calculus (!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I), if you don't mind me (and my boyfriend) have some questions about programming in C to make you. Can you allow us to make these questions to you?
thanks
with love
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Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 2:01

Ask a balding man-child learning PHP at 22 years old anything

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 2:06

How do you fancy PHP?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 2:11

I hope I don't start balding in two years.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 2:16

>>2 it's the first server-side scripting language I've learned so I don't really have anything to compare it to.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-07 3:00

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Have you ever licked someone's butthole?
Would you rather watch a snuff film featuring a man or a woman?
What's your favorite reddit?
If you could blow yourself, would you?
What delusions are plagued by that would make you think you are remotely interesting or worth talking to?
Have you stopped molesting children yet?
Who's your favorite touhou and why do you hate kikes?
Would you please remove your hand from your pants while your reading this?
Have you read your SICP today?
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