Name: Anonymous 2014-03-06 21:53


First, we get ahold of some lemurs (because John Cleese likes the buggers for some reason) and then we track down some remote tibetan temple, and send them there. Then we write John Cleese and tell him that if we wants them, he has to go get them, and also spend six months in the temple trying to reach enlightenment, while we film his bewilderment for entertainment. If possible, you could also send Ricky Gervais over there, because he knows how to ask bewildered people just the right questions.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2014-03-10 17:53

farts

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 6:25

bleben

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 21:26

Would watch.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-20 12:06

i like fracture
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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-22 11:25

>>1
Why because Ryan Autismling is in it?

Fuck off

Name: Cunt 2014-03-02 19:44

Come suck on mi cock lets go fuck you houble my cousin is Joe Inove GOT CUT OFF BITCH

Name: OP sounds like a real faggot 2014-03-29 18:39

GAY

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-05 2:12

I got a fracture once it hurt pretty bad but I was a kid so it might not be so bad now I'm not gonna try though.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 6:23

Fracture was a good flick I just wish Gosling and Hopkins would make up their minds about their accents
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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 7:22


This is a review of the movie Gravity.

Goerge Clony and Sandra Bullhorn are a couple of space settlers busy building their space home above some planet in the distant future, when their friend Hueston sees a space satellite mysteriously "exploding" in the distance. They think nothing of it, but then suddenly their space home gets attacked by an invisible space monster called Gravity! (Holy shit, it's fucking invisible!) It chews up their space home and bites a big chunk out of Huestons face, like in Alien! Sandra escapes by doing a huge somersault away from the carnage, and Gravity seems to have left.
Clony gets Sandra when suddenly Clony is caught by the lurking Gravity! Sandra tried to rescue him, but Clony sacrifices himself so that Sandra can get away.
She leaves the rubble of their space home, to find a bigger space home. She finds one, and strips to her underwear. I don't quite know why, but maybe that's custom in outer space.
The place looks pretty messy, but none of the space hobos are in at the moment. Then suddenly Gravity attacks her new home! It breathes fire, but Sandra finds an ice-thrower and bravely fights the space monster! Hooray!
...but Gravity proves too much for her, so she has to hide in a space car that she finds.
She hopes that Gravity won't find her there, but suddenly George Clony pops in for a chat! He tells her to escape to another space home, so she does.
...but Gravity is in hot pursuit, so she does this cool thing where she exits the space car with her ice-thrower, doing flips and shit while fighting Gravity. She manages to escape into her third space home, finds another space car just before Gravity chews up this home as well! It had smelled her pussy and wants to rape her bad! ...and then there's an epic chase scene to the planet where Gravity is hurling burning debris after her, but she makes it to the planet, which we will probably see her explore in Gravity 2, while she's fighting lots of Gravities, like in Aliens.

This movie was an excellent slasher, but we didn't get to see much tits, which was disappointing. Also, the ice-thrower looks pretty weak. I would have used a gun or something, but I guess they tried their best to be futuristic.

3 out of 5 stars

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-24 6:55

epic
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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-25 10:09

I didn't give good preview if I didn't see Sandra's boobs, so :

-10 points

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-02 7:14

Gravity - A review - A review

Only the last two sentences of your review were anything besides just reiterating the events of the movie. I like the way you are direct and to the point, when you eventually get to the point you are trying to make. I also appreciate that you don't try to challenge me too much on a mental level or make me think about things.

4 out of 5 stars.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-04 2:55

>>4
I'm sorry, now that I've sobered up I see it was three sentences.

Revised score: 5 out of 5 stars.
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Name: Filmbuff !poNfwy3R1Y 2014-03-26 16:57

What are your top ten favorite movies?

Name: ReallyPissedOff 2014-03-26 19:28

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Birdemic Shock and Terror
The Room
Manos The Hands of Fate
Sucker Punch
The Hunger Games
The Twilight Saga Eclipse
The Wicker Man from 2006
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Powertools

Name: Filmbuff !poNfwy3R1Y 2014-03-26 20:37

>>2

epin :^)
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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 4:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 14:13

Interview with a Vampire was a better love story than umm...

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-25 21:34

>>1

Go to TinyPic to see more film recommending.
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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-18 15:16

TESTING MANS HARRY ASSHOLE

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-18 23:53

sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 16:40

for you

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 17:44

4 (GET) YOU
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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-28 21:16

Post your good favorite movies ITT

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-03 14:22

why is there no marmite left? I only brought some yesterday. I think I'm going to give up. oh well.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-17 1:21

Sin City
Brick
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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 17:42

How do you all feel about this and will we get some character development for Clara Oswald?
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Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 20:28

>>4
This makes me wonder what it'll be like if The Doctor had a cute tranny companion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 16:16

>>5
lol wut

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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-27 4:47

>>6
Seriously. /tv/ says the Sixth Doctor can possibly relate to a transgender protagonist.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-09 1:00

>>1
At this point, who cares? If Moffat suddenly starts pulling gold out of his ass, it will be a miracle. I just watch Doctor Who as a sitcom nowadays: People running around being retarded. Actually sitcoms usually make more sense. There is no hope. It's all reason rape.
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Name: sonnenschein 2014-03-02 17:16

at the end of the film turns out that their friends they just ripped

and they are smily

but at the end says one ask the why they did that
only the three words with which

one calls smiley

and her kilt the fraun in vidochat who is smiliy what is smiliy

which are for the whole movie has a eigenlich
the stekt a Chechen political and phlisofiche Ausage behind it I do not understand

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-04 14:30

Fanlicioyz
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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 14:35

Hello. I want to download the documentary "Escape from Affluenza", but I couldn't find a way searching on Google. Can someone help me, please?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-29 13:14

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Go to FilesFetcher : http://ifilez.org

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